sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:07:47 GMT -5
This is something we do on another forum I'm a member of and it's pretty fun as long as it stays tasteful. Here's a few to start off with... Christian Bale (breaking character): "That's it, Cillian, I can't take it anymore, I've had enough! Quit stealing every scene that you're in! You're making the rest of us look bad!" Cillian (sarcastically): "Ha ha, very funny, now give me my name plate back." Cillian (surprised): "Wow, check it out, it's my favorite shirt! I've been looking for it for weeks, turns out I've been wearing it under here the whole time!" Thanks to the official Batman site, voltaire, and cillian-murphy.com for the photos. I sure didn't find them on my own..
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Post by raine on Jul 14, 2005 15:12:17 GMT -5
the third one...
Cillian (surprised): "Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... ME! Super Murphy..."
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"And oyu really thought I was going to show my chest?"
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sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:15:04 GMT -5
the third one... Cillian (surprised): "Look! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... ME! Super Murphy..." More like "it's a NERD, it's a plane...." Just kidding, he's adorable in those glasses!
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 14, 2005 15:15:51 GMT -5
the third one... "And oyu really thought I was going to show my chest?" LOL!
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sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:23:52 GMT -5
the third one... And you really thought I was going to show my chest? Ok fine, Cillian, be that way, we'll just go home and put our 28 Days Later dvd's on freeze frame.... know what I mean? (insert evil laugh here)
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sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:32:26 GMT -5
Director (to Cillian): "Uh, yeah, Cillian, we're gonna need to ask you to wear that mask off camera as well. You see when you take it off, the females on the set here can't seem to concentrate on their work, and the cleaning crew is really tired of mopping up all that drool."
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sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:46:25 GMT -5
Having done his research, the evil genius Dr. Crane knew that Rachel was on the Atkins diet, and cleverly used a discarded potato sack to his advantage... Rachel: "Potatoes, carbs, carbs bad! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dr. Crane (in evil voice): "And next I'm going to order you some pasta!" Rachel: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 14, 2005 15:57:56 GMT -5
poor rachel
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sculpturedsound
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Post by sculpturedsound on Jul 14, 2005 15:59:03 GMT -5
Frank: "Ssshhh, listen. Hear that screeching? Some infecteds are coming!" Jim:" It's worse than that, that's not screeching, that's squealing! Some fangirls are coming! RUN!"
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 14, 2005 16:02:44 GMT -5
Frank: "Ssshhh, listen. Hear that screeching? Some infecteds are coming!" Jim:" It's worse than that, that's not screeching, that's squealing! Some fangirls are coming! RUN!" Come back!WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by raine on Jul 14, 2005 17:33:45 GMT -5
haha poor Jim
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Post by azina on Jul 14, 2005 18:32:20 GMT -5
The problem is Frank and Selena will think "If we give up Jim, we'll finally be safe!"
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Post by azina on Jul 14, 2005 18:35:18 GMT -5
Christian Bale: Dammit, what do I have to do?! I'm the star of the movie, I get a cool costume, I save all of Gotham and Cillian you still get all the fan girls!
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Post by azina on Jul 14, 2005 18:41:24 GMT -5
Cillian: The things I have to do to smuggle booze to a party.
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Post by azina on Jul 14, 2005 18:50:47 GMT -5
The Yearbook Committee had a slight problem with the Photography Department.
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