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Post by teh one on Jan 2, 2006 10:21:46 GMT -5
Ok, wat do I have to do? tell me and I will! You know guys I am in the process of moving, so I dont post that much, but I cant wait to be in the new house to start doing new pics, i have done some here, bbut no privacy at all, they make me blush  |
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Post by c.m.ismyxanatos on Jan 5, 2006 20:13:21 GMT -5
Ok, I'll PM you the next chap as soon as I have it then, and you can get it to me whenever you have time, k? Hope you're having a good day! |
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Post by Gutterflower on Jan 8, 2006 6:38:48 GMT -5
Ah, moving sucks, Nanuk. Hope everything goes well, love the sig...absolutly gorgeous! XD
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Post by batgurl on Feb 15, 2006 17:56:53 GMT -5
Thats so cute!!! -^ ^-
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Post by teh one on Feb 15, 2006 18:13:03 GMT -5
im waiting for the next chapters.. i wonder what ill do next
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Post by PoisonAndFear on Feb 15, 2006 22:59:15 GMT -5
AWWW! So adorable! -^ ^-
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Post by stormy on Feb 15, 2006 23:16:06 GMT -5
Nanuk, did you do the drawing in your sig? It's great!
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Post by Gutterflower on Feb 16, 2006 1:44:04 GMT -5
Nanuk, did you do the drawing in your sig? It's great! Ditto! 'Tis fantastic! |
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Post by teh one on Feb 16, 2006 19:08:21 GMT -5
yeah i did it is an effect but i have to draw over it, because it distors the pic, so yeah, I did most of it |
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Post by §ilvercell on Feb 16, 2006 20:42:25 GMT -5
batgurl and PoisonAndFear, I love your sigs! |
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Post by c.m.ismyxanatos on Feb 18, 2006 23:20:36 GMT -5
Guys, the number in this chapter reaches actual people!!!!!!!!!!!! *rushes off to phone and ask for the Cillian Kit Psychiatric assistance* Chapter 4- Your call is important to us. However, all our representatives are busy at this time. If you will hold on the line…
Hello, Cillian Kit Help Line! My name is Sunny, how may I assist you?…That’s all right, ma’am, this is a common complaint, and is nothing to worry about….yes, I know you’re worried, but I assure you you’re Cillian is completely normal and healthy!
Yes…Yes…No, this is normal for this stage. The problem will correct itself in about two days….Well, ma’am, we deal with that in the fourth chapter of the manual. It will all be explained there. Yes…yes, thank you. Please call back if you have any more questions, and enjoy your Cillian!
*sigh* All right. So you listened to the person’s advice on the help line and referred to chapter 4 of the manual shortly after digging out your Cillian’s head. To your utter and complete horror, Cillian’s eyes are CLOSED! SEALED CLOSED!!!
Panic set in, and understandably so. 99.9% of our customers chose Cillian’s eyes as their favorite feature (the other .1% was a vote for Cillian thigh's...but we won't go into that.) After all this waiting, you were SURE you had a defective product. I assure you, that is not the case. This is normal.
Please do not attempt to unseal Cillian’s eyes! If there seems to be any dirt clinging to his lids, you can use a small, very fine-bristled artist’s brush to clean the dirt away. His eyes are supposed to be sealed at this time, for his protection.
Think of your Cillian as simply still not fully grown, like a baby animal that is born only halfway developed, such as a kangaroo, or a gerbil. In some of these cases, the baby’s eyes are sealed shut. The same is true of human children, but they are merely in the womb at the time.
Your Cillian, however, is simply visible at this stage. Don’t worry about him, this condition is just a safety measure. His eyes should open in the next two days. Now, on to what we had MEANT for this chapter to be about.
You’ll want to be careful at this stage to protect your Cillian’s head from harsh weather or curious neighbors. You can either stand outside and hold an umbrella over him while it’s raining, but we don’t suggest this, since this could be a long commitment, and you probably don’t want people asking where you have been. You could also buy our specially-designed Cillian Shelter, which can be set up or taken down in a matter of minutes, much like a tent (see illustration in the appendix for chapter 4).
Do your best to keep pets, wandering strays, and other people’s animals away from your Cillian. He won’t be able to protect himself should a curious dog want to lick his face, and cats may mistake him for a very large bird or mouse, so a Cillian Shelter will protect him from all these potentially harmful beings.
The shelter will allow the sun to shine through the clear ceiling, as you may have remembered that the sunlight directly influences his eyes, but don‘t worry. He will get plenty in the shelter. The dark color of the rest of the shelter will keep prying eyes away from him. There will also be enough room for you to sit in the shelter with Cillian.
Continue talking to your Cillian; it will be much easier for him to hear you now. Some Cillians are more verbal than others at this stage, but don’t expect much in the way of a response or heavy conversation. Your growing Cill needs to conserve his energy, so do not pressure him into replying, but continue to talk, as he will appreciate hearing your voice and knowing you are near. Talk about anything you think might interest him, but again, please avoid topics that may upset him. It might be best to leave out current events.
You will soon notice the ground around him cracking to allow room for his shoulders. Although he has rather narrow shoulders, it’s still going to make a mess of your garden or lawn from here on, until he’s ready to be completely removed from the lawn. Deal with it. He’ll be worth it.
Now that you know your Cillian will be protected from inclement weather, you're asking yourself, "Self, what should I do next?" If you get an answer, please call our psychiatric consultant, Dr. Jonathan Crane. (1-800-IM-CRAYZ)
You know now that your Cillian is safe while he continues to grow, and that may make it easier to follow the next step, which is BE PATIENT. Be very, very patient. No, don’t complain, I know we’ve asked this of you before, but you’re in the home stretch! Don’t give up now! You will soon be rewarded with your very own Cillian, and we can assure you he's worth the wait. We have, of course, *Ahem* *Cough* run many tests on the Cillians before marketing them as…er, fully functional.(ST:TNG fans may get the reference. The rest of you, move along, nothing to see here.) Until the next chapter! [/b] There we are. Dunno if everyone will even notice this has been updated, but it has. So there.  Thanks again for the help Stormy, and Ally, I will have a chap for you to make a pic for soon! |
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Post by stormy on Feb 19, 2006 0:34:10 GMT -5
You're welcome! Glad to see this chapter is finally up. Now we can start working on Chapter 5!
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Post by c.m.ismyxanatos on Feb 19, 2006 13:47:20 GMT -5
HA! Ya, that would be good. |
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Post by mandourage on Feb 19, 2006 15:11:19 GMT -5
*sigh* All right. So you listened to the person’s advice on the help line and referred to chapter 4 of the manual shortly after digging out your Cillian’s head. To your utter and complete horror, Cillian’s eyes are CLOSED! SEALED CLOSED!!! [/b] [/quote] LOL. *hiccough*
Please do not attempt to unseal Cillian’s eyes! If there seems to be any dirt clinging to his lids, you can use a small, very fine-bristled artist’s brush to clean the dirt away. His eyes are supposed to be sealed at this time, for his protection. [/color][/b] OMG I'm having this entirely serious vision right now... ahaha.
You’ll want to be careful at this stage to protect your Cillian’s head from harsh weather or curious neighbors. You can either stand outside and hold an umbrella over him while it’s raining, but we don’t suggest this, since this could be a long commitment, and you probably don’t want people asking where you have been.
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Do your best to keep pets, wandering strays, and other people’s animals away from your Cillian. He won’t be able to protect himself should a curious dog want to lick his face, and cats may mistake him for a very large bird or mouse, so a Cillian Shelter will protect him from all these potentially harmful beings. Ahahaha *cries of laughter*. Also, the pets thing. Hahaha. Cillian mistaken for a large bird!! Ahaha.
There will also be enough room for you to sit in the shelter with Cillian. *spills drink all over the screen*AAAhaha. And now for my loudest laugh this whole evening:
Now that you know your Cillian will be protected from inclement weather, you're asking yourself, "Self, what should I do next?" If you get an answer, please call our psychiatric consultant, Dr. Jonathan Crane. (1-800-IM-CRAYZ)
*falls from chair* Oh really, this chapter had me laughing my @$$ off, and I tried my best to make this known to you, though I reckon you should've seen me in RL for the real effect. I actually fell of my chair when I lost my balance because of the laughing, ehe. Oops. Well, I definitely didn't not notice you guys having updated!! Great job!!! |
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Post by c.m.ismyxanatos on Feb 19, 2006 18:09:16 GMT -5
YAY!!! Stormy, we made someone laugh!!! And fall out of her CHAIR laughing!! *does happy dance* TY TY TY!!! CB for the first reply!!!
**nice sig BTW. Orli has the cutest expressions that make me alternately laugh and pass out from the emitted hotness*
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Thanks again for the help Stormy, and Ally, I will have a chap for you to make a pic for soon!