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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 30, 2005 21:32:27 GMT -5
are you going to throw in a 28dl shower scene?
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 31, 2005 16:36:03 GMT -5
EXALT.
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Post by Death The Kid on Jul 31, 2005 19:53:58 GMT -5
I think you guys will like the second chapter much more than the first one.. As soon as I stop playing the Batman Begins game... XD
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Post by Death The Kid on Jul 31, 2005 20:23:47 GMT -5
Chapter Two! (I hope it's not dissapointing)
Author's Note: I do not own Batman he belongs to DC Comics. Blah blah blah...Don't hurt me.
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Chapter Two: Take your Flinstones vitamins, dammit!
After the long, painful drive from the farthest end of Gotham (where Jonathan's old house was located) to the Wayne mansion a U-Haul trailer followed by an Escalade drove into the gates.
"Hot damn! What the hell do you have here, son?" Bruce said to Jonathan as he got out of the Escalade. "You better be getting a good excuse now." As they opened the back of the trailer.
"Did you pack my Game Cube, Alfred?" Jonathan asked politely.
"Yes, Master Jonathan." Alfred said as he brought it out and handed it to him.
"Whoa , whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa .....No. We only play PS2 and X Box here. Alfred, please eliminate the...Game...Cube...Blegh." Bruce said as he shuddered.
"But I bought it with my own money," Jonathan said in a annoyed voice.
Alfred agreed, "You're being quite harsh, Master Br--"
"Alfred...NOW! Besides, you lived in your mom's basement still. I highly doubt you bought it yourself...Momma's boy."
"I am not a momma's boy!" Jonathan squealed.
"Explain why there are forty-five voice messages on your phone from your mom then!"
Alfred gave a sigh and thus took the Game Cube away from Jonathan. Then he smashed it to itty bitty pieces.
"Now how am I supposed to play the new Resident Evil?" Jonathan cried. "I'm gonna go listen to Goth music now."
"Dear Lord no!" Bruce said. "Destroy any traces of this… Goth ...music as well, Alfred."
"But, Mas--"
"Now!"
"But, Master Bruce that would mean we wouldn't have any soundtrack music left," Alfred quickly replied.
"Oh. Okay. Spare the music." Bruce said.
"I miss my Game Cube..."
"Don't worry. Resident Evil will come out for the PS2 and you'll have it...in crapper graphics."
"Where's my Chihuahua?" Jonathan asked.
"Uh-oh..."
Meanwhile:
Jonathan's Chihuahua says:" Que?"
Back at the mansion:
"Umm.... That was just unnecessary." said Jonathan. “And stupid.”
"Yup...To the Batmobile!!!" Bruce screeched!!
"No."
"Why?"
"I'll miss my show."
"Alfred will Tevo it for you."
"Fine. But where are we going?"
"Remaking the fourth Batman movie." Bruce said. “Didn’t you see it? It was awful!”
Batman and Robin:
Mr. Freeze: OMG! I'm FZN!! LOL!!!
PZN IVY: lol
PZN IVY: a/s/l?
BatMan97:u guyz r so off my buddy list.
PZN IVY has logged off
Mr. Freeze has logged off
Later that day:
Jonathan was all alone in the bathtub with his rubber duck (courtesy of the Penguin). “Ha. Now we can some alone time to talk about our mission. To destroy Gotham by—“
Dr. Crane was quickly cut off by the creepy-ness that Bruce was in the tub with him with a stupid grin on his face.
“Hi Jon!” Bruce exclaimed.
“Get out of the tub you… you freak!” Jonathan said covering himself.
“NO. I own the damn house so I do whatever the hell I want.” Bruce said. “Biatch.”
Jonathan said nothing but had a creeped out expression on his face.
“Now come,” Bruce said as he got out of the bathtub. “We must go to the Bat cave!”
“But I’m naked…”
“I don’t care. Let’s just go. I must train you….to be potty trained.”
“I’m already—“
“I don’t want your excuses!” Bruce shouted. “Besides I must also train you to be a ninja. And show you your new uniform as well.”
Seven painful hours later:
“Now you know the secrets of flushing. Now, your uniform comes next!”
“Yay!” said Jonathan. “Uh, I mean. Pshhh.. Whatever.”
Bruce revealed Jonathan’s new outfit: Which was a Sailor Moon costume?
“Oops. My bad.” Bruce said nervously. Dr. Crane gave a sigh of relief. Bruce brought out a new outfit, which was the old Robin’s outfit. Jonathan smirked and lifted the suit.
“Wow.. It’s quite heavy.” Jonathan chuckled.
“That’s cause I filled it with bean burritos.” Bruce said as he pulled one out from the suit then quickly engulfed it. “Now: your gadgets!” Wayne pulled out a metal case and unlocked it showing him a grappling device, a communicator and a leopard print thong.
“Why is there a thong in there?” Jonathan said quite disgusted.
“It makes you invisible.” Bruce said as he locked the case and placed it in its rightful place.
“Just how much longer can I take this,” Jonathan thought to himself as Bruce escorted him back to the Wayne mansion.
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What is Dr. Crane planning to do to Gotham City and how long will it take for Batman to drive him insane? Will Jonathan ever see his Chihuahua again? Find out in the next chapter of…. dang. What was this story called again? Well it doesn’t matter. Just read on!
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 31, 2005 20:55:44 GMT -5
ahhhhhhhh,cil in an invisable thong-i mean thong that makes him invisable.  |
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Post by imogen on Jul 31, 2005 23:07:53 GMT -5
Good one silvercell, hehe! Great story, hemlockspider! *gives you many thumbs up* Keep it up!
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Post by §ilvercell on Jul 31, 2005 23:15:31 GMT -5
Good one silvercell, hehe! Great story, hemlockspider! *gives you many thumbs up* Keep it up! thanks,nice avi! |
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Post by nublet on Aug 1, 2005 0:00:14 GMT -5
“Wow.. It’s quite heavy.” Jonathan chuckled.
“That’s cause I filled it with bean burritos.” Bruce said as he pulled one out from the suit then quickly engulfed it.
XD lolololololol
oh god...this is incredibly funny.
Marry me.
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Post by imogen on Aug 1, 2005 2:13:38 GMT -5
Good one silvercell, hehe! Great story, hemlockspider! *gives you many thumbs up* Keep it up! thanks,nice avi! Thanks  I love LiveJournal, so many Cillian fans who make great avatars! |
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Post by azina on Aug 1, 2005 21:04:18 GMT -5
This is just so damn funny!! Kuddos to you! Comedy is difficult to write ... especially twisted comedy like this. Exalt!
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Post by Dayna on Aug 1, 2005 21:24:42 GMT -5
exalt!! It is so funny, I feel bad for the Chihuahua! Please right more! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
very cool.
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Post by §ilvercell on Aug 1, 2005 22:19:11 GMT -5
poor Chihuahua.  |
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Post by Death The Kid on Aug 2, 2005 15:04:20 GMT -5
Thankies everyone! I'm really glad you all like it or else I would be trapped in a closet just like R. Kelly cause I'm hiding from all the angry dissapointed people. I'll continue writing as soon as I stop dancing to techno music.
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Post by Dayna on Aug 2, 2005 15:12:45 GMT -5
Are you doing the robot? 
Don't worry hemlockspider, if someone comes after you, I'll hit him with Jon's rubber ducky! then problem solved ;D
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Post by Death The Kid on Aug 2, 2005 15:31:11 GMT -5
Are you doing the robot?
Don't worry hemlockspider, if someone comes after you, I'll hit him with Jon's rubber ducky! then problem solved ;D Whoo! But best be returned to Jonathan or he will cry. And we don't want Jon to be sad, do we? Cause he's already missing his Chihuahua... ;_; |
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I love LiveJournal, so many Cillian fans who make great avatars!
Mega thanks to Greenday for the awesome sig!!
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