Post by sippinonadream on Nov 27, 2005 19:18:18 GMT -5
While on the road to New Jersey this weekend, I decided to do something stupid, and out of pure boredom. I made the infamous "You know you're obsessed with Cillian Murphy" list that's in most fan forums. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it... here goes nothing.
You know you're obsessed with Cillian Murphy when:
-You consider a fork, a pen, and a can of peas as a weapon.
-You panic at the sight of Silver Beamers.
-You've taken 562258546 trips to Cork, Ireland, because you believe it's the Holy Land where the Savior was born.
-The Jackson 5 is totally precieved different in your eyes.
-You go on planes to Miami, hoping to sit by Jackson.
-You think Patrick Kitten Brady is the prettiest woman alive.
-You have a split personalitly that either: A: Dresses as the opposite sex, or B: Wears a burlap sack on their head.
-Instead of bandaids.. you use purple scarfs.
-You can ONLY have doctors with the last name Crane.
-You wanted to pursue a degree in law.. but stopped because you wanted to act.
-You're favorite drink is the Baybreeze/Seabreeze.
-On Karaoke nights, you HAVE to sing "So New".
-You're just waiting for a zombie outbreak, and have a pack of Valium when it comes.
-You're currently doing an extensive search in London for Cillian... and the search is still on.
-You went to EVERY Breakfast on Pluto premire.
-You wouuld say something dirty on these forums, but you fear Cillian is watching your every move here.
-You dressed up as Dr.Crane for Halloween.. or any of Cillian's characters for that matter.
-Your boyfriend hates it when you "accidently" call him Cillian.
-You're constantly checking these forums 24/7.
-You're writing a "You know you're obsessed with Cillian when..." list.
-You named your child Malacany.
-You ONLY take pictures from you're best side, darling.
-You take a daily dose of fear toxin.
-You're always quoting one of Cillian's movies. (<-BTW: I'm VERY guilty of this)
-You always have dreams of Cillian. NOT wet dreams, just dreams in general.
-You don't wanna die.. you just don't wanna live either.
-You've been accused of "staring where you shouldn't be" while watching 28 Days Later.
That's all for now.
I thought it would be nice if this list was constantly updated by everyone here. I hope you enjoyed it, and that you also add things to the list!!
You know you're obsessed with Cillian Murphy when:
-You consider a fork, a pen, and a can of peas as a weapon.
-You panic at the sight of Silver Beamers.
-You've taken 562258546 trips to Cork, Ireland, because you believe it's the Holy Land where the Savior was born.
-The Jackson 5 is totally precieved different in your eyes.
-You go on planes to Miami, hoping to sit by Jackson.
-You think Patrick Kitten Brady is the prettiest woman alive.
-You have a split personalitly that either: A: Dresses as the opposite sex, or B: Wears a burlap sack on their head.
-Instead of bandaids.. you use purple scarfs.
-You can ONLY have doctors with the last name Crane.
-You wanted to pursue a degree in law.. but stopped because you wanted to act.
-You're favorite drink is the Baybreeze/Seabreeze.
-On Karaoke nights, you HAVE to sing "So New".
-You're just waiting for a zombie outbreak, and have a pack of Valium when it comes.
-You're currently doing an extensive search in London for Cillian... and the search is still on.
-You went to EVERY Breakfast on Pluto premire.
-You wouuld say something dirty on these forums, but you fear Cillian is watching your every move here.
-You dressed up as Dr.Crane for Halloween.. or any of Cillian's characters for that matter.
-Your boyfriend hates it when you "accidently" call him Cillian.
-You're constantly checking these forums 24/7.
-You're writing a "You know you're obsessed with Cillian when..." list.
-You named your child Malacany.
-You ONLY take pictures from you're best side, darling.
-You take a daily dose of fear toxin.
-You're always quoting one of Cillian's movies. (<-BTW: I'm VERY guilty of this)
-You always have dreams of Cillian. NOT wet dreams, just dreams in general.
-You don't wanna die.. you just don't wanna live either.
-You've been accused of "staring where you shouldn't be" while watching 28 Days Later.
That's all for now.
I thought it would be nice if this list was constantly updated by everyone here. I hope you enjoyed it, and that you also add things to the list!!