Post by mrsscarecrow on Apr 15, 2006 15:54:38 GMT -5
ook, this is a really short and stupid thing made for fun....the idea came from a conversation on msn messenger with a friend of mine....I was telling him how much cillian is divine etc etc and he said "ahahah maybe one day National Geographic will make a documentary about him!". And so I start writing down this, and we laughed so much!!! He told me to post it.....I don't know...maybe it's terribly stupid....anyway here you are!!!
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PRESENTS…
FROM THE DOCUMENTARY-SERIES “RARE SPECIES”
“LET’S DISCOVER: CILLIAN MURPHY”
PART #1: How does a Cillian Murphy live?
(We are in a street of London. There’s a strange man, dressed as an exploring ready for a safari, with moustache and some weird circle glasses)
Man (with an exagerate british accent): “Hello! This is George, and together we’re going to discover something more about a really rare and beautiful species, that is the Cillian Murphy. We’re going to observe a fine adult specimen of this one.
I must remember, pay attention, this is not his natural environment, since his real habitat is Ireland. Anyway, let’s see, in this Part #1 of our report, how a Cillian survives in a less familiar place for him. Follow me!”
(The man sets out towards a house. He stops in front of it and hides himself behind a fake bush. Then he turns to the camera)
Man (in a low voice): “If we lurk here trying not to be seen, maybe we can see him going out from his den”
(The man turns back his face to the house, hidden by the leaves of the bush)
Man: “There he is! Look!!”
(Cillian opens the doors, and then he closes it, lost in his thoughts. Then he sets out towards the street, he closes the gate of his garden, and starts to whistle a tune walking down the street. He doesn’t suspect anything)
Man: “Good!! He’s really a wonderful specimen!! Let’s follow him, hiding ourself….”
(The man starts walking and follow him, hiding himself behind the fake bush. People look at that moving-bush with an astonished espression. Meanwhile, Cillian buys the newspaper, chats with some friends of his, enters in a bar etc etc….)
Man: “You must notice with which naturalness he moves in this habitat not so much familiar for him….”
(Suddenly Cillian stops himself and turns backward his face, starting suspecting something….)
Man (a little bit worried): “Huh! Maybe he saw us! If we act as nothing had happened and we camouflage ourself in the environment he shouldn’t notice our presence….”
(The ‘fake bush’ stops and stands still in a corner. Cillian takes another look around and, finding no one, sais to himself ‘huh…maybe it was just an impression…’ and begins walking again)
Man: “Good!! Let’s come back to our observation”
(The man begins following Cillian again, still hidden in that bush. After a while, Cillian stops again and turns his face again…)
Man: “Well…The Cillian is pretty irritated…maybe he realized we’re following him…”
(Cillian gets nearer and nearer the bush. He looks not very happy)
Man: “He’s getting nearer!! An occasion to observe him closer!”
(Then the man turns his face to the camera) “We have to say Cillians are inoffensive and curious beings, surely he’ll do nothing but observe us for a moment and then he’ll let us go…”
(Cillian is in front of the bush an opens its foliage…)
Man: “Oh, splendid!! A close encounter with this wonderful Cillian! You must notice the crystal colour of his eyes!! Really a magnificent kind of Cillian!!”
(Then Cillian, terribly angry, grabs him by his shirt collar)
Cillian (shouting in the man’s face): “Listen, you maniac!!! You’ve been spying on me all day long since this morning!!! Stop it right now or else I’m gonna make you swallow this camera, right???!!!”
Man: “Our Cillian got really angry, my friends!! Unfortunately, I don’t have the tranquillizer with me…”
Cillian: “HERE’S YOUR TRANQUILLIZER!!!”
(The camera falls down and the image blacks out….After a while, you can see the man, very battered and bruised all over, with his glasses broken)
Man (gasping): “Well, my dear friends….the encounter had a suddenly and unexpected turning point…but, on the other hand, everybody knows that if a species is moved in a foreign habitat turns really aggressive and it stands on the defensive….
Anyway...See you again next week with Part #2 of our documentary, ‘Breeding and reproduction of a Cillian’.
Bye! This is still George! See you soon!!”
END OF PART #1
_____________________________
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PRESENTS…
FROM THE DOCUMENTARY-SERIES “RARE SPECIES”
“LET’S DISCOVER: CILLIAN MURPHY”
PART #1: How does a Cillian Murphy live?
(We are in a street of London. There’s a strange man, dressed as an exploring ready for a safari, with moustache and some weird circle glasses)
Man (with an exagerate british accent): “Hello! This is George, and together we’re going to discover something more about a really rare and beautiful species, that is the Cillian Murphy. We’re going to observe a fine adult specimen of this one.
I must remember, pay attention, this is not his natural environment, since his real habitat is Ireland. Anyway, let’s see, in this Part #1 of our report, how a Cillian survives in a less familiar place for him. Follow me!”
(The man sets out towards a house. He stops in front of it and hides himself behind a fake bush. Then he turns to the camera)
Man (in a low voice): “If we lurk here trying not to be seen, maybe we can see him going out from his den”
(The man turns back his face to the house, hidden by the leaves of the bush)
Man: “There he is! Look!!”
(Cillian opens the doors, and then he closes it, lost in his thoughts. Then he sets out towards the street, he closes the gate of his garden, and starts to whistle a tune walking down the street. He doesn’t suspect anything)
Man: “Good!! He’s really a wonderful specimen!! Let’s follow him, hiding ourself….”
(The man starts walking and follow him, hiding himself behind the fake bush. People look at that moving-bush with an astonished espression. Meanwhile, Cillian buys the newspaper, chats with some friends of his, enters in a bar etc etc….)
Man: “You must notice with which naturalness he moves in this habitat not so much familiar for him….”
(Suddenly Cillian stops himself and turns backward his face, starting suspecting something….)
Man (a little bit worried): “Huh! Maybe he saw us! If we act as nothing had happened and we camouflage ourself in the environment he shouldn’t notice our presence….”
(The ‘fake bush’ stops and stands still in a corner. Cillian takes another look around and, finding no one, sais to himself ‘huh…maybe it was just an impression…’ and begins walking again)
Man: “Good!! Let’s come back to our observation”
(The man begins following Cillian again, still hidden in that bush. After a while, Cillian stops again and turns his face again…)
Man: “Well…The Cillian is pretty irritated…maybe he realized we’re following him…”
(Cillian gets nearer and nearer the bush. He looks not very happy)
Man: “He’s getting nearer!! An occasion to observe him closer!”
(Then the man turns his face to the camera) “We have to say Cillians are inoffensive and curious beings, surely he’ll do nothing but observe us for a moment and then he’ll let us go…”
(Cillian is in front of the bush an opens its foliage…)
Man: “Oh, splendid!! A close encounter with this wonderful Cillian! You must notice the crystal colour of his eyes!! Really a magnificent kind of Cillian!!”
(Then Cillian, terribly angry, grabs him by his shirt collar)
Cillian (shouting in the man’s face): “Listen, you maniac!!! You’ve been spying on me all day long since this morning!!! Stop it right now or else I’m gonna make you swallow this camera, right???!!!”
Man: “Our Cillian got really angry, my friends!! Unfortunately, I don’t have the tranquillizer with me…”
Cillian: “HERE’S YOUR TRANQUILLIZER!!!”
(The camera falls down and the image blacks out….After a while, you can see the man, very battered and bruised all over, with his glasses broken)
Man (gasping): “Well, my dear friends….the encounter had a suddenly and unexpected turning point…but, on the other hand, everybody knows that if a species is moved in a foreign habitat turns really aggressive and it stands on the defensive….
Anyway...See you again next week with Part #2 of our documentary, ‘Breeding and reproduction of a Cillian’.
Bye! This is still George! See you soon!!”
END OF PART #1
