"This Funny Thing Happened Today"...

[The Phantom Lady]

Share little funny stories in here!



I'll start with this:

I was helping my mum in the garden clearing these huge leaves; wearing this big skirt I usually wear at home and suddenly a huge frog jumps out of the leaves and the poor thing was so scared it was looking for shelter and sees me sitting on my bum with my legs up so my skirt forms a sort of cave and it jumps straight for it and I shriek for dear life... Mum and I haven't laughed that hard in ages!

My mum is scared of frogs and I actually think they are cute; it just took me by surprise! I'm dead scared of spiders though so despite hating one another we have an agreement that I move frogs out onto the field next to our house and she kills spiders...

[bunnie24]

so I was in Yoga yesterday, and in my class there are these two guys who do it next to me, a Marine, and a punk. Well, the Marine was gone and the Punk was right night to me.

so we're in the middle of the crouching child when he turns to me and asks "are you a natural red head?" and in the middle of a perfect silent moment. I WAS FINALLY RELAXED!!

I turned to him and was all "WTF" turns out him and the Marine had a bet to see if I was or not.

so I told him I was. lol...I guess you had to be there.