Grow your Own Cillian Kit Manual *Updated 2-18!!*

[hell0sunshine]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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I just called that number. (800-245-5548) for the Cillian kits and totally left a message on their answering machine for one. xD

"Hi my name is Ellen. I'd like to order a Cillian kit for growing your own Cillians?... "

[aurora10]

YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! You rock Ellen. ;D Welcome to the official cranzey club.

[c.m.ismyxanatos]

WHOOOOOHOOOOO!!! Thank you Ellen, Cilli bar for you as soon as I can. *starts trying to figure out what she can cut from her sig to add Ellen.*

Sorry I haven't posted but I have tomorrow off so I'll try to get on it...sorry to you especially, Nanuk, since you have already finished the pic...I'll get on it!!

[hell0sunshine]

what i'm wondering is did other people leave a message? because it's an actual number and that person must be like 'ahh those crazy kids!' by now... lol.

[Gutterflower]

LOL! You can actually call the number?! Whose number is it? HAHAH...poor person whose getting these really strange calls...

[c.m.ismyxanatos]

Yes, other people have called and left messages. They're all listed in my sig. I thought it would be funny if more than one person called so the person would be like..."What's going on?!!" Not sure who the number goes to, since they are too dumb to say. Anyway, I'm still working on the post...sorry.

[azina]

I bought a limited edition Grow Your Own Dr. Jonathan Crane but now as he's sprouting I'm seeing he's wearing a burlap mask. Is my Crane infected with the dreaded Scarecrow Virus?! Every time I try to remove the mask he threatens to spray me with Fear Toxin. What do I do?

[stormy]

Eek! Azina, are you sure you followed the instructions exactly? Is this a common problem among the Cillian kits, or only certain models? I don't want to get a defective one!

Is the Jonathan Breech one okay, or might it have some hidden defect? Which models need extra loving care and attention?

[hell0sunshine]

well I ordered the John from Intermission kit and it's working fine for me. I just have to keep him away from any baldy fellas or he starts acting hysterical.

[c.m.ismyxanatos]

Azina- *falls out of chair laughing* THAT WAS GREAT!

*holds out hands* Girls, girls, please! Try to hold back on growing your upgrades before we have fully tested them and have instructions on hand for the upgrade so that our technicians will be able to assist you when you bring up problems! As of now we only have the Cillian kit itself tested, and we are still working out the kinks as we speak. We are, however, taking requests for upgrades at this time, and will be bringing them out in order of their being asked. Currently coming up in the Grow Your Own Cillian Kit Instruction Manual is as follows:

-The rest of the basic Cillian kit instructions
-A Kitten upgrade *for my lovely model Nanuk, since he already has ideas for it* and instructions on how best to apply the upgrade and treat your Cillian while he is changing.
-A Capa style upgrade*requested by malle*, and instructions much the same as the previous one.
-A Jonathan upgrade *requested by creator herself*, again the same, and yes we will be addressing the issue of how to add or remove Scarecrow according to your wishes.

And more to come as they are requested!

For all who are wondering: You will need to buy the basic Cillian model and grow him to adulthood before you can order upgrades and apply them. Upgrades generally take 4 days to a week to take full effect, and last from a month to three, depending on how much you encourage that personality. Your Cillian will then revert to normal state, allowing you to again reapply the same upgrade or try another one. We are also working on a permanent upgrade for those who want a specific Cillian, but the versatile nature of the boy rebels against staying one role. We will keep you posted as to our progress.

**We is stormy, Nanuk, and me. BTW, sorry about the post again. My brain stopped being creative. Will try to add post tomorrow morning.**

[blue-eyed struck]

Azina! ahahaha!! You know, speaking of which, my Kitten is growing beautifully and it has such lovely colors. My Jonathan is fine except it has a strange smell. I think it might be the brown sauce I've mixed in with the water! It said to do that in the instructions, but never said anything about the smell!

I would like to request a Pig Kit if possible. Although, I would assume it automatically comes with a Runt Kit since the Pig one won't grow or survive without it, right?

[c.m.ismyxanatos]

I reiterate...Please do not add upgrades until they are fully tested. The results could be disastrous.

All right, Pig is next then! Thanks for the request, and yes, we will be addressing the Runt issue as well, thank you for bringingt that to my attention.

*The world hates me. I was going to write today and my comp went down for 10 hours. Stupid comp*

[stormy]

If you want any help, inspiration, whatever, let me know. I've got a few ideas for the Cill Kit. Lots of ideas for several projects, actually...

[c.m.ismyxanatos]

Hey, stormy, ideas are welcome! They're welcome from anyone, actually, I have been drawing my inspiration from all of you! PM me if you have anymore! I will try to post tonight.

So my mom actually wants to make a Cillian Kit. Fake , of course, *dang it* but she wants to get the planter and the seeds and the holder and some pictures and include a printed manual and put it in a pretty little box with pictures and labeled "Grow Your Own Cillian Kit." I told her no one but us would get it. She said I should see if anyone else wants one. *rolls eyes* She's almost crazy than me, but the thought did occur to me that it would eb a fun novelty item to send to Cillian fans.

[blue-eyed struck]

Your mom is the coolest! Lucky! I would love an actual kit! And I can just imagine my roommate checking the mail and bringing home a box that says, "Cillian Kit: Please handle with care. Fragile" written all over it and give me a "I'm seriously worried about you" look!